Things Every Single Woman Need

I had an experience today ya'll. I've live in my hood for over a year and I just realized that I am the only single person on my block. When I need a man immediately, for like emergencies, I'm seeking out my neighbors' husbands. Of course, they don't mind but I started thinking that us single gals need a few items of our own around the house for these serious occasions.

A rake - not for the leaves but for snakes

A hoe - not for the garden but for snakes

A Machete - not for cutting down brush but for snakes

A gun - for robbers and snakes too

A pair of gloves - not for pulling up weeds but so the snakes can't bite through.

Here ye, here ye! Important disclaimer! Not all snakes slither on the ground. Some have two legs and walk on land like you and I, with tongues that lie just like Satan. I can't tell you how to get rid of them. Just PRAY, be on high alert, and whatever you do warn others!

No need for lawnmowers, ladders, hammers, paint brushes, or any of that other stuff. Hire people for that.

Ladies, what are your must have items around the house?